An unfortunate accident caused God to create too many universes. This means he hasn’t had time to check in with Earth and see how it’s going—until now.
A very silly, comical book about God just getting angry about …
- How people misinterpreted everything. (“I clearly said X! God damn, how did half of you get Y from that?”)
- How they are mistreating each other and not everyone is a scientist.
- How slow their progress is in some areas, while reaching too far (ahead) in others.
He constantly says his time is limited and he needs to “heal” Earth before he leaves in X weeks or something. So that’s the goal: try to whip humans into shape before he has to go, giving other civilizations as examples and stuff.
@VERDICT: Should be a really funny story, maybe mostly aimed at kids. Keep it short, keep it light-hearted (but satirical), and it’s a short good writing project.