War of the Afterlives

Everyone who dies, as we all know, goes to heaven or hell. But that’s been going on for such a long time that heaven and hell are overpopulated. Full. Overcrowded.

Now everyone has to fight for their place. Some people clearly destined for hell have to be moved over to heaven. Both God and the Devil try to maintain order and now have to search for a new place together. A third place between heaven and hell, maybe?

A silly, comical, short story.